Sljedbenici-My Friends

utorak, 13. listopada 2009.

Friends!!!

Friends,

> They say that every day we

> Eat an apple,

> And a banana ... for potassium.

>

> And also because of oranges

> Vitamin C. And make sure to drink a cup of green tea

> (Without sugar for prevention

> Diabetes) and to reduce fat in

> Blood ...

>

> Every day we have to drink two liters of water (yes,

> And later print, which doubles the time that we

> So far

> Spent in the toilet).

> Every

> The need to take at least one Bioaktiv or a yogurt that

> To have all the good bacteria, for which no one knows what

> Are correct, but if you do not opskrbiš with at least a million and half of these

> Bacteria, you will see hell.

>

> Every day, one aspirin for the prevention of myocardial

> And a glass of red wine, also against infarction. One

> Glass

> White, for the nervous system? And one glass of beer ... no

> I can not remember for what? If you popiješ at once, however,

> You can get a stroke, but not sekiraj are, you will not

> Notice.

> Every

> The need to eat ballast substances. A lot, lot, crowd

> Ballast material, until shit posereš size

> Oval.

> It

> Is 4 to 6 daily meals, light, with the proviso that you must not

> Forget to chew each bite 42 puta.Tako that you only

> Food to 5 hours ...

> I hope, after every meal

> Should wash his teeth, so that the teeth should be washed after

> Apple, after BioAktiv,

> After bananas, after the ballast material, and so long as

> Have teeth in the mouth. With this you do not forget the dental floss,

> Massage gums and rinse Mouthwash. It would be good

> Edit your bathroom, you might put in a CD player or TV,

For it due to the water ballast

> Materials and teeth, you will spend many, many times

> Inside.

>

> Should sleep 8 and work over 8 hours, plus 5 for

> Food, it is 21 Remains you 3 hours if no traffic jams.

> According to statistics, TV watching is approximately 3 hours a day.

> Now it can not, because every day to walk

> At least half an hour (tip: after 15 minutes go back because

> If it does not, half an hour becomes a full hour).

> It should foster

> Friends, because they like plants, they must be maintained

> Daily. I guess when you go to

> Time?

>

> Among other things, you need to stay informed, and

> Read at least two daily and several weekly newspapers to

> Had a critical

> View ...

>

> Sex should be any

> Day, but without falling into a routine: to be innovative,

> Creative and re-conquer.

> For all of this takes time. Not to mention the tantričkom

> Sex.

>

> It should be time for contact with nature, washing

> Floor-washer-laundry, not to speak of what you need

> Have

> Pet or children ...

> Računica

> Says that all necessary minimum of 29 hours. Only

> Option that imposes a few things to do

> At the same time:

> Eg: tuširaj

> The cold water and holding his mouth open ... so you

> Drink 2 liters of water. While you go out from the bathroom with a brush

> Teeth in the mouth at the same time seksaj (tantric) s

> Partner at the same time watching TV and reading newspapers while you

> Wash the floor.

>

> Other you a hand

> Free? Call your friends! And relatives! Drink wine (after

> Conversation with the family

> You need). Aaaaajjj!

> However, if you

> The other two free minutes, send this message to their

> Friends (to make sure the plants) while eating a spoonful

> Honey, which is very useful.

>

>

> Now, I welcome, because

> Between the apples, yogurt, red wine, the first liter of water and

> Third meal

> A daily dose of ballast substances, I do not know what more

> I need to, but

> I need the toilet urgently.
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